things tend to lean to the right

Greatest scene in Amercian Cinema History

What the fuck happened to bobby loupo?

Local Quote of the Day

Sully, Did you just piss off two old ladies?

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Typical Sunday Night/Did That Just Turn Me On?

Please do not read if you are under 18 years old.

I am over 18. I am under 18.

I wake up at 1pm today and the sun is screaming through my window like I'm camping out on Mercury. I need to get up, not cuz I have anything to do, but I have to piss so bad I can't stay in bed til 3 like I want. Little did I know that this feeling soon would be revisited.

Since its mid April and about 70 degrees outside I'm thinking one thing. Beers and the beach. Well two things, but fuck it. Then I think "oh yeah one of my bros has a beach house" so I floor it over there. But as I arrive the cold North Atlantic winds that sunk the Bismarck start flowing up my skirt. Looks like my day of beach lacrosse and drinking by myself is kaput. Now my plans are relegated to playing Lego Harry Potter on PS3 and watching Trailer Park Boys re-runs.

As good as this sounds it gets better.

All of a sudden babes come screaming off the beach with their nips cutting holes through their shirts. Then, probably in one of the greatest decisions in human history was made. One girl decides to piss behind her car parked on a busy road nonetheless (is that even a word?). Panties drop, piss drips, me and my bros are screaming with our eyes glued to the window like a sucker fish at the pet store. Time for some embarrassment. We all go out in the front yard to make it known that we just sneaked a peek and my bro Dan screams "Whats your number?" and her jaw hits the deck. "Im sorry" she say and I scream back "Its ok I liked it!"

I lied, I loved it.


This video is an obvious example of how to do the previous mentioned act correctly.

Welcome to Yacht Rock

Trailer Park Boys

Alright gang, listen up. One of my buddies put me onto this show called Trailer park Boys that ran in Canada for 7 seasons. It literally has to be one the most clever and hilarious shows that I have watched in a while. Drug induced alcoholics running rampant around a trailer park looking for the best ways to make fast and easy cash. The show is shot documentary style and the characters always fuck with the camera man. There is no way to give this show the credit it deserves. Plenty of swearing, drinking and general horseplay that we all know full well goes on in the every day life of a trailer park.

So sit back, laugh and watch that shit.

Greatest Song of All-Time?

Jury is still out on this one kids. I can't make up my mind on whether its the greatest or worst song ever, all I know is that its #1 on one of the lists.