Sunday, June 26, 2011

just realized i posted a saving private ryan video the other day. i need to get a life.

probably the greatest use of time. ever.

if i had any talent, this is what my childhood would have been like, but since i didnt i just ate hot dogs and picked my nose. these videos are pretty long but worth it if youre a fan of saving private ryan.

earn this, earn it

Monday, June 20, 2011

Cant wait for this to come out. it looks absolutly fantastic. this is gonna be the best summer yet?

Friday, June 10, 2011


"See ya" is basically what i said yesterday as i sliced every ball i hit into the woods. Two years ago I invested some hard earned capital into some golf clubs and the only thing i have done with them is scracth the shit out of them.

I dropped a t-bomb on my bro saying "lets hit the d-range pronto", and with in minutes we were sending balls into the woods, or at least i was.

My swing is terrible. I know how to grip it and rip it from some lessons i took as a kid but thats it. Im not a novice, but think i would be catagorized as the kid who's group got last place in the UNH mens lacrosse alumni golf tournement two years running, planning on making it three.

Fucking goddamn flies, fucking goddamn mosquitos. I felt like joba chamberlain in the 2007 ALDS. i couldnt help but to slice it in the woods.

But since i am still an amazing athelte (some would say washed up, but those who would say that are admitting only that they are jealous) a few tweeks in my stroke led to amazing gains in distance and straightness..........(straightness?) And i was hitting my balls harder than tiger woods did on joslyn james.

im a cinderella boy with what looks to be an 8 iron.


Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Can You Dig It?

Just asking if you dig it. That's all.


Operation Overlord. Not much to say here. Not really a big deal at all. America just went balls deep up Hitler's ____. Yet i digress. Static gun emplacements? Cmon Adolf. If you were to study your own military history three years earlier you would realize that France's Maginot line was an expensive crock of shit. Anyway America is top guy and Hitler killed himself.

Clear the Ramp! 30 Seconds! God be with ya!

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Too Busy, Just too Busy

If my name was Walsh I'd use "2" instead of "too" in the title. Thats niether here nor there. As you well know I have been away from the blog machine for a few weeks and boy have i heard the complaints. Is he out of material? Did he download a virus? Does he have heat stroke? The answer is in the stars my bro. I'll never tell. All i know is ive worked up quite the list of shitty worthless stories that i only care about over the past few weeks to let you all in on.