Thursday, March 31, 2011

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Quote of the Day


"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix"
Dan Quayle
Formor United States Vice President

Friday, March 18, 2011

Literally Give Me a Fucking Break

lit·er·al·ly   
[lit-er-uh-lee]

–adverb
1. in the literal or strict sense: What does the word mean literally?
2. in a literal manner; word for word: to translate literally.
3. actually; without exaggeration or inaccuracy: The city was literally destroyed.
4. in effect; in substance; very nearly; virtually.

Almost Spring?

It was literally 60 degrees today in sunny NH. I could think about literally only one thing. -Going out back and literally dusting off my daddy's old watermelon slingshot. This thing is literally over 25 years old and needs to be treated with respect. Its literally the same model as this one in the video and you literally need to be careful when using it. You could literally get hurt as this woman finds out.

Quote of the Day


Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free.



Jim Morrison

UN Says Let It Rip


http://uk.reuters.com/article/2011/03/17/uk-libya-idUKLDE71Q0MP20110317




o fuck

Nick Mason on the Drums



One of these days i'm going to cut you into little pieces......

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Quote of the Day

You just can't do that

Billy Crystal

Monday, March 14, 2011

with our powers combined......


I guess its the classic case of "The Inconvenient Truth" or should I say "The Inconvenient Meal". The United Nations has been on the hot seat for the last few years over the case of global warming, which we all know is a hoax, but they have come up with a lot of ideas to reduce this natural occurring phenomenon. Hybrid cars, reducing air-pollution and the use of public transportation are all effective methods to help reduce global warming. However, the UN has released a statement that "eating meat causes more global warming (gases) than all human transportation combined."
Pretty bold statement, if you ask me. But there is "proof", because the production of meat is done in factories that pump out carbon dioxide (C02) into the air. Cry me a fucking river. I want to see these charts. "Studies" are done everyday and most of them amount to jack-squat. I want to see Al Gore and his global warming entourage alike totally give up eating meat. Lead by example, and people shall follow, right? No, because meat is fucking good. Not to mention the natural given right and satisfaction that human beings get by killing, and preparing a wild animal to eat. I dont want to be negative here, but give me a break buddy. In the famous words of the true American Hero, Ted Nugent, "Kill it and grill it". Chill.

Quote of the Day


The only certainty is that nothing is certain.


Pliny The Elder

Boo Fucking Hoo



http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/10/white-house-conference-bullying-prevention_n_833805.html



Bullying? Wait what the fuck did i just hear on the news? Obama to hold a conference on bullying...... The Pussification of America Continues.

Nice while the world is going bizerk, the middle east is rioting, the economy in the tubes, and tsunamis killing our raw fish consuming friends, Obama is trying to make sure that kids dont get bullied. Glad we elected a guy who really cares. First of all, I was bullied when I was younger and when I got bigger than the bullies I threw them into snow banks. Bullying makes a man. How is anyone who has'nt gone through a bullying episode ever going to learn how to deal with anything they don't like. Lincoln was bullied, Einstein, Edison, and Eastwood were bullied, and even Curt Schilling was bullied. Apparently we've gotten through over 230 years of American history and built the freest and most powerful country the world has ever seen with bullying going on. Without bullying the US is going to be made up of people like Justin Bieber. Maybe the "B" word is America's little secret to its success. In this article Obama is quoted as saying "I was bullied and I know how it feels." He literally proves my point - Bullied growing up, President of the United States as an adult.

Oh yea and check out this kid's funny ears what a loser.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Great....



Fucking Fantastic. Theyre back.

This is Why Canada Sucks



Zdeno Chara barely touches this guy and he decides to make a fucking scene and skates directly into the boards. How blatent can an episode of athletic dishonesty get? Seriously what a fucking idiot. This guy deserved to get hurt. This just in: The Montreal poilce are opening up a criminal investigation on this play. Could the pussifcation of our society get any worse. A hockey player checks another player into the boards, in Canada of all places, and the cops go wild. Who is running this police department, Barbara Boxer? They should investigate Pacioretty for having the weakest chin in Canada. If it were up to me, Canada's right to play hockey and have any NHL teamns should be revoked.

Quote of the Day

"In an action film you act in the action, in a drama film you act in the drama."

Jean-Claude Van Damme

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

So What, Who Cares?



Prom was coming up and he didnt have a date.

Bam




I think I've watched this video more than a hundred times. I know your asking "OMG how could you take enjoyment out of someone elses pain?" I just say well I do and you better deal with it or your gonna get whats coming to you like this woman did. Bitch just needs to know when to shut up.

Do a favor for me and put your cursor on the 7 second mark and click it on repeat after every time she gets punched. This girl has THC in her system.........

Quote of the Day


My philosophy, in essence, is the concept of man as a heroic being, with his own happiness as the moral purpose of his life, with productive achievement as his noblest activity, and reason as his only absolute.

Ayn Rand

Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread?






Quote of the Day


A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.

Winston Churchill

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Quote of the Day


"Facts are stupid things."
-Ronald Reagan

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Sheen upsets Warlock community


First and foremost, Charlie Sheen is a legitimate bro. He does what he wants, when he wants and then makes people sure they know about it. But with all the bro credit in the world, there are a few people on this earth that Sheen cannot stand up against: 1. Terrorists; because they are fucking insane and do off the wall shit to make points that they cannot back up with legitimate reasons and 2. Warlocks and Wizards alike, because we all know what they are capable of doing.
Sheen's first mistake wasn't quiting his show or offending people with his crazy drug use; it was offending the Warlock community with his own words of "I expose people to magic; that's how I roll". Warlocks expose us to magic, not Charlie Sheen. Now, he is on the losing end of a war that he may very well lose. A wizard group based in Massachusetts is about to have a personal Salem Witch Trial with our very own Sheen. They claim if he does not stop his absurd behavior and stop criticizing and slenderizing their magical powers; they will blind him. This should have made National Headlines; but with our Liberal based media groups at the helm, nothing important ever does. Even though Sheen is a legend among bros; there is not a single man that can stand up, or for that matter win against a group of determined Warlocks. Beware Charlie Sheen, your marathon of hookers and irrational drug habits may soon be hit with a blinding blow to the face; literally.

Quote of the Day


"I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not"

Chevy Chase

Friday, March 4, 2011

Gym?

I could either go to the gym right now or i could just watch this.....

QOTSA



A Little Pink Floyd



Fastforward to 1 min if your pressed for time.

simple hypothesis

Chicks dig dinosaur explorers...





Evidence:


Dr. Alan Grant
Sam Neil
Cowboy hats
Awsome movie


Conclusion:

-Watch Jurassic Park and pick up chicks

Mike had this Look Going in the 80s





Somebody is ripping the other off. Just cuz Mike is dead doesn't mean this look is yours Gaddaffi.

Gadaffi (REMIX)




Very sad this guy could possibly be going soon. If you dont know who he is you need to pay closer attention to current events. Oh yeah and Zenga, Zenga!

Quote of the Day




"There must be a world revolution which puts an end to all materialistic conditions hindering woman from performing her natural role in life and driving her to carry out man's duties in order to be equal in rights."

Muammar al-Gadaffi


No idea what he's saying, but mad props for saying it.

The Knife - Heartbeats (Live)

I'm digging this hard. Enjoy.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Oh Hells Yeah




Officially the Planet Earth's hairiest girl. The Guiness Book of World Records just confirmed it. Also its been confirmed that she's still single. Looks like I'm on the next flight to Thailand.

Live Free and Chill


Today is a good day, as it marks the 100th anniversary of the White Mountain National Forest. Thanks to the Weeks Act, of 1911, New Hampshire has been able to preserve what is truly beautiful and unique to this great State. The establishment of the White Mountain National Forest has been recognized as one of the single greatest land conservation acts in United States History. Scores of mountains to hike, uncharted rivers to conquer and acres of wood to setup camps. I am proud to be from New Hampshire, and most of all, I am proud to be an American. Live Free or Die.

Happy March Fools Day!


Its finally March everybody. You know what that means. Its March fools day. If you don't know what March fools day is, its the one day out of the year that you get to tell your parents that this is your boyfriend.

Quote of the Day




"Nobody should pin their hopes on a miracle"

Vladimir Putin