Sunday, February 27, 2011

Quote of the Day

"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."


Its already on my Christmas list 2011. CANT WAIT


Greatest song of all time. Crave it. Worship it. Embrace it.

Saturday, February 26, 2011

This day in history...

"I didn't do it"

Benedict Arnold

Pequeño luchador tirón

Some say pro wrestling is fake. Others would say that was the realest midget flip they've ever seen.

Old Hag Syndrome

For those of you who don't know what this shit is all about; it is quite simple. You awake in the middle of the night, usually aware of you're surroundings but you are unable to move. You feel as if you are awake and try to move every muscle in your body, but you are unable to move. You are literally paralyzed. It is a terrifying and awesome experience. You often see apparitions, demons, ghouls, ghosts and or extraterrestrials in your room. Sometimes these slippery bastards will even try to reach out and take you to the abyss to do weird science projects. After it is all said and done, it chalks up to be one fucking weird and horrible nightmare. Get out there and find out!

Chicks Dig...

1. Grandpappy glasses
2. Santa Hats
3. American Flag Bandanas
4. Beads
Gus drives does wild. In the wild.

Quote of the Day

"Beer is living proof that God wants us to be happy"

Benjamin Franklin

Friday, February 25, 2011

Diet Coke

Lets face it; I love Diet Coke. There is literally nothing better than slamming back a quick six pack of dc on a casual Tuesday night. Seriously why would you ever drink regular soda, or soft drinks as some people like to call it; but that is an entire different issue with me. Diet Coke has a smooth taste, zero calories and it makes shit taste better. "But Estaban, Diet Coke causes cancer!" Yeah probably, so what. Go back to smoking your cigarettes and drinking second shelf alcohol, because that's all good for you. Do something good for yourself, do something for America; buy and drink Diet Coke.

February more like............

Oh crap. I just realized there's only three days left in this month. Good thing my cable bill is the same price as a much hipper month like January with the typical 31. One incredibile thing about February is that sometimes the gods give us a gift of one extra day every four years. Its a day you know exists, but always sneaks up on you at the last second you think "OMG like I didn't know leap year was this year, has it really been four years." Anyway for all of you who didn't pass high school like I did it has something to do with space (as just about everything usually does) and the time it takes to travel around our hut sun. But, what I really want to express to you is my anger over the fact that leap year is not yet a holiday were people take off from work get hammered, make out with strangers, and bang strange. Maybe I'll just start doing it and everyone can follow their leader.

Your Spiritual and Emotional Leader Begins His Blog

WOW this is great. My own blog with my new friend i met on eHarmony, Mike aka esteban. I'm a 42 year old mother with six great kids. I'll be notifying you on my favorite topics including but not limited to space, cravings, stupid shit, sports, mathematical equations, babes, beer, and bros. You'll probably end up hating me and being jealous, but its not about you and there is no I in team.